No Blogging in the Champagne Room

Look at me I'm blogging?
Like I don't try to push my opinions on people enough?
Thanks for the encouragment Nik Nak and J Money...
To begin my blogging career, I would first like to share with you some words of a song that I find both insightful and wise. These words propel me daily into life, and help me to face any challenges that could possibly arise..

Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999,
I have one piece of advice for you,
No matter what a stripper tells you,
There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room!
NONE! Oh, theres champagne in the champagne room
But, you don't want champagne, you want sex.
And theres no sex, in the champagne room.

Dont go to parties with metal detectors.
Sure, It feels safe inside,But what about all those thugs waiting outside with guns,
They Know You Aint Got One

If a woman tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes 12.
If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes Damn Near 40

Take off that silly ass hat.

The ODB couldnt have possibly committed all those crimes.
Coolio did some of that sh*t

Young black men:If you go to a movie theater,
and someone steps on your foot,
Let it slide!
Why spend the next 20 years in jail because someone smudged Your Puma!

Cornbread-Aint nothin wrong with that


If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasnt been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

Heres a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius-You're Gonna Die
Capricorn-You're Gonna Die
Gemini-You're Gonna Die TWICE

No one goes to Hooters for wings

If you've been dating a man for 4 months,
And you havent met any of his friends yet,
You Are Not His Girlfriend

Some of the things I said may not apply to you.
Some of the things I said may offend you
But no matter who you are,
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper says,There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room